Husband reports wife missing, he’s fuzzy on everything except one important detail

One of our readers sent us this one, hope you enjoy!

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home !

Sheriff: Height ?
Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sheriff: Weight ?
Husband: Don’t know. Kinda cute, Not slim, not really fat.

Sheriff: Color of eyes ?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sheriff: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sheriff: What was she wearing ?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.

Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in ?
Husband: She went in my truck.

Sheriff: What kind of truck was it ?

Husband : A 2016 pearl white Dodge Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine.
It was ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera.
Had Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning.
It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats.
Trailer tow package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation & satellite radio.
Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets.
I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires.
It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sheriff: Take it easy sir, we’ll find your truck!!!

Like and share this joke if you know any men like this. Please leave a comment on Facebook and let us know what you thought!

Related Posts

20 Minutes ago in Arizona, Savannah Guthrie was confirmed as…

Just 20 minutes ago in Arizona, Savannah Guthrie was confirmed as the focus of a rapidly developing update that has already begun to ripple across newsrooms and…

My Husband Spent Every Saturday Helping His Late Friend’s Son—Until a Note From the Boy Revealed a Difficult Truth

Six months after my husband Mark lost his best friend David to a sudden heart attack, he seemed determined to help the family left behind. He told…

A Cashier Questioned a Veteran’s ID—Leading to an Unexpected Family Connection

The young cashier glanced at the worn identification card and shook his head. “I’m sorry, sir. This ID is too old. I can’t accept it.” Arthur didn’t…

At a Family Dinner, My Sister Suddenly Raised My Rent — But I Stayed Calm, Knowing a Big Change Was Coming

Dinner at her sister Madison’s elegant home felt less like a family gathering and more like a performance. Emma had been quietly living in Madison’s basement apartment…

Jake Paul Celebrates as Fiancée Wins Gold at the Winter Olympics

Dutch speed skater Jutta Leerdam delivered a remarkable performance on February 9, capturing Olympic gold in the women’s 1,000 meters and setting a new Olympic record with…

My Stepdad Raised Me After My Mother Passed Away — At His Funeral, One Conversation Revealed a Long-Hidden Family Truth

When my stepfather Michael passed away, it felt as if I had lost the only parent who had truly guided me through life. He had raised me…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *