Kid Rock Has Made More Than $30 Million From Bud Light’s Mistake

Anheuser-Busch may be reeling from its marketing mishap, but the same can’t be said for Kid Rock. According to his publicist, the beer’s misfortune is worth a mountain of money to him.

“Kid has grossed about $30 million so far,” said Publicist Joe Barron, “and that number will likely double over the next few months.”

In an interview with the president of his Facebook Fan Club, Larry Lubiner, Kid Rock says shooting those cans was “the greatest moment of his career.” He fired about 30 rounds at three cases of beer while a friend added some shotgun shelling for effect. Together they scored an impressive 38 percent accuracy on the two cases they managed to hit.

Since that magical moment, Kid Rock’s stock has been on the rise. First, he signed with Pabst to provide all the suds for his “No Snowflakes” tour for more than $120 million and then he signed with American Patriot beer for an undisclosed amount because I haven’t read that one yet.

As all of this good stuff happens to Kid Rock, the opposite keeps happening to Bud Light. One would think that after conservatives canceled them in 2017 that they would have learned a lesson.

Alas, no. The company is headed for sure disaster while Kid Rock is a superstar. God Bless America.

Related Posts

Here’s Why Purchasing a Rotisserie Chicken from Walmart Is a Bad Idea

When it comes to Walmart’s rotisserie chicken, you might want to reconsider before grabbing another one. While the low price tag can be tempting, especially if it’s…

I Married My High School Sweetheart After His Injury, Even When My Parents Objected. Fifteen Years Later, the Truth Ended Our Marriage

The day my mother walked into my kitchen, my marriage died. Fifteen years of sacrifice, devotion, and quiet struggle shattered in seconds. Two people I loved most…

She Thought She Could Make My Little Girl Face the Wall Because I Was Deployed Overseas — Until I Walked Into the Classroom and Calmly Asked, “Who Decided She Didn’t Belong?”

The smell of a military aircraft has a way of settling into you, not just your clothes but your bones, your thoughts, the quiet spaces where memory…

BREAKING: At least 4 dead…

Stockton, California — A child’s birthday party meant to be a joyful milestone descended into chaos and heartbreak when gunfire erupted, leaving at least four people dead…

10 Minutes ago in Washington, D.C.,Jill Biden was confirmed as…See more

In a historic move just announced from the White House East Room, First Lady Dr. Jill Biden has been confirmed by the Senate as the next U.S….

Beyond the Auctions: The Enduring Legacy of Storage Wars and the Real Stories That Continue to Inspire Millions

In the ever-evolving landscape of reality television, few shows have managed to blend competition, curiosity, and human connection quite like Storage Wars. What began as a simple…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *