This Hilarious Joke About the Elderly is the Best Thing on the Internet Today

A funny joke about the elderly is going viral this week, and it’s sure to bring a smile to your face!

Three men sitting in a nursing home were discussing aging one day.

“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. “You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!”

“Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you can’t even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”

“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old.

“No, not really,” he replied. “I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.”

“Do you have trouble crapping?” asked the 60 year-old.

“No, I crap every morning at 6:30,” said the elderly man.

“Let me get this straight,” the exacerbated 60 year-old said. “You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80?”

“I don’t wake up until 7:00,” said the 80 year-old.

LOL! Our older generation have a great sense of humor about themselves and I can totally envision my grandparents having this conversation to poke fun at aging!

There definitely is a lot that is not fun about aging, but it certainly is a whole lot better than the alternative! Despite all the negatives about it, it’s very important to enjoy the process of getting older and the wisdom that comes along with aging.

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