Tom Brady Says He Won’t Play For a Team With “Kneelers” Next Year
Tom Brady says he really enjoyed his time in Tampa, except for the “kneelers.” The league’s oldest player believes the sport is best played by athletes, not…
NBC Cancels “Unstable” Alyssa Milano’s “Who’s The Boss” Reboot
Alyssa Milano’s troubles just keep getting worse. After making a fool of herself over Elon Musk, she was served a cease and desist by Volkswagon, sued by…
FedEx Delivery Delivered A Lost Dog Back To His Home
Lisa Menzies of Castle Pines, Colorado, was out of town when her 3-year-old golden retriever decided to step out of the house. Named Catcher, the dog was…
Just In: Elon Musk Bans Mark Zuckerberg’s Twitter Account
Elon Musk, the mastermind behind Tesla and SpaceX, has recently taken it upon himself to enforce his own brand of justice on social media. In a bold…
Man Applies for Post Office Job and Is Surprised by the Work Schedule
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t…
Chris Stapleton Delivers Tear-Jerking National Anthem, Draws Comparisons To Famous 1991 Performance
Country music artist Chris Stapleton turned in one of the most memorable renditions of the national anthem ever for the Super Bowl in the game’s storied history,…
Just in: Elon Musk completely exposes Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook on Twitter
In a shocking turn of events, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk took to Twitter to completely expose Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook for their nefarious activities. In a series…
Johnny Blows Up His Balloon.
A little Johnny blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s…
Tim Allen And Roseanne Barr Teaming Up For A New Sitcom
Back in the day, Roseanne Barr and Tim Allen shared more than just sitcom fame, they shared a sound stage at ABC Studios in Carmichael, Nevada. That’s…
A Man Settles In His Seat
him and seats his Black Labrador Retriever in between them. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why he’s allowed on the plane….