Elderly Man Has Perfect Response After Seeing Child HumiIiate His Mother

Any parent knows that kids say the darnedest things, and nobody ever knows just what will come out of their mouth. Now, a mother has taken to social media to recount a hilarious story about something her son said during a recent trip to Taco Bell. The story has quickly gone viral, making internet users laugh all over the world!

Here’s what the mother had to say:

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matty had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, “No.”

I kept thinking, “Oh Lord, that child has had an ac-cident and I didn’t have any clothes with me.” Then I said, “Matty, are you sure you did not have an ac-cident?”
“No,” he replied.

I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. Sooooo… I asked one more time, “Matty, did you have an ac-cident?”

Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, “SEE, MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!!”

While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!

Some kind people made me feel a lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!!

Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, “Don’t worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the time… I just never had the nerve to make the point like you did.”

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