Two Storks Are Sitting In Their Nest.

Two storks are sitting in their nest:
A father stork and a young stork. The young stork is crying and Father stork is trying to calm him:
“Don’t worry, son, your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.”

The next evening it’s Father’s turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest.
The young stork is crying and his mother is saying.
“Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he’s bringing joy to new mummies and daddies.”

A few days later, the stork’s parents are worried for their son has been absent from the nest all night!
Shortly before dawn, he returns and his Parents ask where he’s been all night.
The young stork says.

“Nowhere in particular. Just mostly scaring teenagers!”

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