Little Johnny Was Caught Swearing By His Teacher

“Johnny,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language.” “Where did you hear such talk, anyway?”

“My dad said it,” he responded.

“Well, that doesn’t matter,” explained the teacher. “You don’t even know what it means.”

“I do, too!” Little Johnny retorted. “It means the car won’t start.”

LOL!!

Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom

Little Johnny farts in the classroom, and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out!
He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing.

The principal walks by and sees him.

He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?”

“I farted in class, and the teacher threw me out,” Johnny said.

The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”

“Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”

LOL!!

I hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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