Two Old Ladies Were Sitting On A Park Bench.

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said,

“Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I’d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!”
You’re on!” said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely , streaked through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The nd lady brst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

“What happened?” asked her waiting friend.
“I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.”

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