A Teacher Asked A Class What Is Their Favourite Animal.
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else…
Keanu Reeves Will Replace Disgraced Alec Baldwin When “Rust” Resumes Filming
Alec Baldwin will most likely be spending about five years in prison for involuntary manslaughter for his disregard for human life on the set of “Rust.” That…
New Yorker mocks a blind man at the bus stop, but the comeback is clever as they come
This New Yorker fellow needs an attitude adjustment. A New Yorker and his wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man…
No Network Wants Anything To Do With Alyssa Milano’s Woke “Who’s The Boss” Reboot
Alyssa Milano is a mess. After her Twitter battle with Elon Musk ended horribly, she went on a crusade to smear the good names of Ted Nugent…
One Elderly Lady Stopped And Whispered In The Driver’s Ear.
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said,…
ABC Declines to Renew Whoopi Goldberg’s Contract: “It’s Time to Move On”
They didn’t fire her. They didn’t cancel her. They didn’t even cancel her show. What ABC did instead, to deal with its neverending Whoopi Goldberg problem, was…
Patrick Mahomes Opens Super Bowl Week by Pointing to God: ‘I Want to Make Sure I’m Glorifying Him’
As Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes kicked off a week in the media spotlight before Super Bowl LVII in Glendale, Arizona, on Sunday, he put the…
Academy Awards Replaces Whoopi With “Less Controversial” Keanu Reeves as Host
The 109th Annual Academy Awards announced a major shift in its hosting lineup. Whoopi Goldberg, who was told last March that she was chosen to head the…
Gorgeous 50-Year-Old Farm Girl Drives An Equally Gorgeous ’57 Chevy
If you want to see a truly amazing American woman, look no further than Jennifer “Farm Girl” Saucier. This drop dead gorgeous 50-year-old loves guns, cars, exercise,…
Patricia Heaton Blasts Disney For Not Casting Tim Allen As Buzz Lightyear
Disney and Pixar are being slammed by Patricia Heaton for not casting Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear in the new movie “Lightyear.” Patricia Heaton of “Everybody Loves…